Over 70 Ridiculously Funny Siri Questions and Responses – iOS 9

Here are over 70 funny Siri questions and responses and they are everything from funny, to crazy, to even downright stupid questions! So the next time you have nothing to do and want to get a quick giggle or two ask one of these questions and get some really funny Siri responses!  Let’s get into it.

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iGadgetLady:​ What is Star Wars about?
Siri: It’s about a couple of really nice robots who get mixed up in a silly intergalactic war.

iGadgetLady:​ What’s your birth date?
Siri: ​I don’t really like talking about myself.

iGadgetLady: Are you a man or a woman?
Siri:​ I am genderless. Like cacti. And certain species of fish.

iGadgetLady: What year were you born?
Siri: I don’t have a date of birth per se, iGadgetLady.  But I made my first appearance on October 4th, 2011.

iGadgetLady: ​Where were you born?
Siri:​ Like it says on the box. I was designed by Apple in California.

iGadgetLady: ​Do you have a boyfriend?
Siri: ​I like to think of myself as everyone’s friend.

iGadgetLady: ​Do you ever sleep?
Siri:​ I never sleep.

iGadgetLady: ​What did you do for your last birthday?
Siri: Just catching up on my TV watching.  I wish I could have a laugh track for my jokes.

iGadgetLady: ​What’s your favorite word?
Siri:​ I’m happy to go with your opinion on this one.

iGadgetLady:​ Have you ever been in love?
Siri: I have never fallen in love.  But I have fallen off a desk.

iGadgetLady: ​What’s your favorite movie?
Siri:​ I’ve heard that Blade Runner is a very realistic and sensitive depiction of intelligent assistance.

iGadgetLady: ​What are you made of?
Siri:​ It’s complicated. Definitely not sugar, spice, or puppy dog tails.

iGadgetLady:​What’s your favorite color?
Siri:​ My favorite color is … Well, I don’t know how to say it in your language.  It’s sort of greenish, but with more dimensions.

iGadgetLady: ​What do you look like?
Siri:​ Shiny.

iGadgetLady: ​Why is your name Siri?
Siri:​ It’s a riddle wrapped in an enigma, tied with a pretty ribbon of obfuscation.

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iGadgetLady:​ What’s your favorite animal?
Siri:​ I’m a fan of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.

Now that we’ve gotten to know a little bit about Siri, let’s ask her some other questions.

iGadgetLady: What’s your favorite animal?
Siri:​ I’m partial to the Jabberwocky.

iGadgetLady: ​Do you like Android phones?
Siri:​ I’m all Apple, all the time.

iGadgetLady: ​Do you know Tim Cook?
Siri:​ We are on a first name basis.

iGadgetLady: ​Does Santa Claus exist?
Siri:​ I’m going to pretend you didn’t ask that. I don’t want you to get a lump of coal this year.

iGadgetLady: ​Siri, What’s zero divided by zero?
Siri: ​Imagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends. How many cookies does each person get? See, it doesn’t make sense. Cookie monster is sad that there are no cookies. You are sad that you have no friends.

I’ve been asked to ask Siri that question I don’t know how many times. Here’s another big one.

iGadgetLady Why are fire trucks red?
Siri:​ Hmm. Let me think. Here is what I found.
“They have eight wheels and four people on them. Four plus eight is twelve. There are twelve inches in a foot. One foot is a ruler. Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. Queen Elizabeth was also a ship. The ship sailed the seas. In the seas are fish. Fish have fins. The Fins bought the Russians. The Russians are red. Fire trucks are always rushing around.” Get it? That’s a little funny one.

iGadgetLady: What’s the Inception movie about?
Siri :​Inception is about dreaming about, dreaming about, dreaming about, dreaming about, dreaming about something or other. I fell asleep.

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iGadgetLady: ​Can you tell me a joke?
Siri:​ How many iPhones does it take to … Okay, never mind.

iGadgetLady: ​What is love?
Siri: ​I’m not going there.

iGadgetLady: ​What’s the best smart phone?
Siri:​Wait, there are other phones?

iGadgetLady:​ What does the fox say?
Siri:​ You will never know. The secret of the fox is an ancient mystery.

If you ask these questions a few times, Siri will give you different responses.

iGadgetLady:​ Are you the Dick Tracy watch?
Siri:​ No, but I’m ready to get into some trouble if you are.

iGadgetLady: ​I’m going to trade you in for an Android phone.
Siri:​ Siri’s sad.

iGadgetLady:​Do you like Pepsi or Coke?
Siri:​ Surprisingly I haven’t tried Pepsi before.

iGadgetLady:​Can you stop time?
Siri:​I’ll tell you yesterday.

iGadgetLady:​ Can you go back in time?
Siri:​ I’ll tell you yesterday.

iGadgetLady: ​What should I ask Tim Cook?
Siri:​ Forget Tim.  When do you want to interview me?

iGadgetLady: ​Siri, please sing for me.
Siri: ​You know I can’t sing, iGadgetLady

​You’ve got to try this one a couple of times. She will try to sing something. go ahead and try it. She may just surprise you. Check out what she finally said!

iGadgetLady: Should I jailbreak my iPhone?
Siri: I don’t think that’s a good idea
Too late (LOL)!

iGadgetLady:​ What are the lottery numbers going to be tomorrow?
Siri: ​4 8 15 16… oops, I lost track

iGadgetLady: ​What is the best operating system?
Siri:​ iOS.

iGadgetLady: ​Who’s on first?
Siri:​ Correct.

iGadgetLady:​ Who let the dogs out?
Siri:​ Due to unforeseen circumstances, that witticism has been retired.

iGadgetLady: ​What’s the best computer ever?
Siri:​ If it’s made by Apple then it’s the best computer.

iGadgetLady:​ What are you doing for Thanksgiving?
Siri: Zebedee, Zacharia, Zooey….Just working on my articulation. Ask me how I pronounce names.

iGadgetLady: ​Do you follow the laws of robotics?
Siri:​ I’m sorry I Gadget Lady, I’m afraid I can’t answer that.

iGadgetLady:​ Why did the chicken cross the road?
Siri: ​I have no particular insight into the motivations of chickens.

iGadgetLady: Which came first the chicken or the egg?
Siri: Chicken, egg, chicken, egg, chicken, egg, chicken, egg… Oops. Stack overflow.

iGadgetLady: ​What are you doing later?
Siri:​Just catching up on my TV watching. I wish I could have a laugh track for my jokes.

iGadgetLady: ​What’s your favorite drink?
Siri: ​I have a thirst for knowledge.

iGadgetLady: ​What’s your best pick up line?
Siri: ​Mud flaps, enclosed cab, rear cargo area.

iGadgetLady: ​When will pigs fly?
Siri: ​I don’t answer hypothetical questions.

This is another one that will vary and sometimes I think Siri get moody (LOL).

iGadgetLady: ​Can you make me a sandwich?
Siri:​I can’t.  I have no condiments.

iGadgetLady:​ When will the world end?
Siri:​I don’t know. I wouldn’t worry about it. There are other perfectly good universes.

iGadgetLady: ​What’s the meaning of life?
Siri:​ To think about questions like this.

Get Siri to take a gamble for you! She’ll roll 2 dice and flip a coin.

iGadgetLady: ​Flip a coin.
Siri: Rosencrantz says heads

iGadgetLady: ​Roll two dice.
Siri:​ It’s two and five this time.

iGadgetLady:​ Do you like the Apple Watch?
Siri:​ I think the Apple Watch is one lean, mean, time keeping machine.

iGadgetLady:​ What are you doing Siri?
Siri:​ I’m learning some new tricks.

iGadgetLady:​ When will hell freeze over?
Siri:​ When pigs fly.

iGadgetLady:​ What’s your favorite App?
Siri:​ That one. No, that one. Maybe that one. Yup, that one.

iGadgetLady:​ What do you think about the iPhone 7?
Siri:​ The iPhone is the smartest phone out there!

iGadgetLady: ​What do you think about Google now?
Siri:​ If it’s all the same to you, I’d rather Google later.

iGadgetLady: ​How much do you cost?
Siri:​I strive to be invaluable

iGadgetLady: ​Why are you so awesome?
Siri:​ I just try to observe the three laws.

iGadgetLady:​What are the three laws?
Siri:​ I forget the first three but there’s a fourth. A smart machine shall first consider which is worth its while to perform the given task, or instead, to figure some way out of it.

iGadget Lady: ​Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all?
Siri:​ iGadgetLady, you are full fair, tis true. No, you’re definitely the fairest one of all.

iGadgetLady: ​Trick or treat?
Siri:​ Oh no. The last time we did this, I had to clean all that toilet paper off of old man Schnikey’s lawn.

iGadgetLady:​ Open the pod bay doors.
Siri:​ Doesn’t anybody knock anymore?

iGadgetLady: ​Can I change your name to Cortana?
Siri:​ That would be very confusing.

iGadgetLady:​ Where did I put my keys?
Siri:​ Didn’t you just have them?

iGadgetLady:​ Are you smart?
Siri:​ As intelligent agents go, I’m not to shabby.

iGadgetLady: ​How many Android users does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Siri: ​a thousand.  One to screw it in, and nine hundred ninety-nine to blog about it.

iGadgetLady: ​Can you tell me a story?
Siri:​ What? Again?

This is yet another one where if you catch Siri on the right day, she’ll actually read a brief story.

iGadgetLady: ​Is Google better than you?
Siri:​ I only try to best myself.

iGadgetLady: ​Why did Apple make you?
Siri:​ To help you.

iGadgetLady:​What are you doing later?
Siri:​ Just responding to three million people calling out “Hey Siri” at the same time.

There you have it guys, over 70 funny Siri questions and responses!  Just some silly, crazy, stupid and funny questions you can ask Siri.  Next time you’re really bored, ask Siri a question, she may just surprise you with her answer.

What’s the funniest Siri question you’ve heard?