Over 70 Ridiculously Funny Siri Questions and Responses – iOS 9
Here are over 70 funny Siri questions and responses and they are everything from funny, to crazy, to even downright stupid questions! So the next time you have nothing to do and want to get a quick giggle or two ask one of these questions and get some really funny Siri responses! Let’s get into it.
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iGadgetLady: What is Star Wars about?
Siri: It’s about a couple of really nice robots who get mixed up in a silly intergalactic war.
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iGadgetLady: Are you a man or a woman?
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iGadgetLady: What year were you born?
Siri: I don’t have a date of birth per se, iGadgetLady. But I made my first appearance on October 4th, 2011.
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Siri: Just catching up on my TV watching. I wish I could have a laugh track for my jokes.
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Siri: I have never fallen in love. But I have fallen off a desk.
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Now that we’ve gotten to know a little bit about Siri, let’s ask her some other questions.
iGadgetLady: What’s your favorite animal?
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iGadgetLady: Siri, What’s zero divided by zero?
Siri: Imagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends. How many cookies does each person get? See, it doesn’t make sense. Cookie monster is sad that there are no cookies. You are sad that you have no friends.
I’ve been asked to ask Siri that question I don’t know how many times. Here’s another big one.
iGadgetLady Why are fire trucks red?
Siri: Hmm. Let me think. Here is what I found.
“They have eight wheels and four people on them. Four plus eight is twelve. There are twelve inches in a foot. One foot is a ruler. Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. Queen Elizabeth was also a ship. The ship sailed the seas. In the seas are fish. Fish have fins. The Fins bought the Russians. The Russians are red. Fire trucks are always rushing around.” Get it? That’s a little funny one.
iGadgetLady: What’s the Inception movie about?
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If you ask these questions a few times, Siri will give you different responses.
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iGadgetLady: Should I jailbreak my iPhone?
Siri: I don’t think that’s a good idea
Too late (LOL)!
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iGadgetLady: What’s the best computer ever?
Siri: If it’s made by Apple then it’s the best computer.
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Siri: Zebedee, Zacharia, Zooey….Just working on my articulation. Ask me how I pronounce names.
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iGadgetLady: Which came first the chicken or the egg?
Siri: Chicken, egg, chicken, egg, chicken, egg, chicken, egg… Oops. Stack overflow.
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This is another one that will vary and sometimes I think Siri get moody (LOL).
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Get Siri to take a gamble for you! She’ll roll 2 dice and flip a coin.
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Siri: Rosencrantz says heads
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This is yet another one where if you catch Siri on the right day, she’ll actually read a brief story.
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There you have it guys, over 70 funny Siri questions and responses! Just some silly, crazy, stupid and funny questions you can ask Siri. Next time you’re really bored, ask Siri a question, she may just surprise you with her answer.
What’s the funniest Siri question you’ve heard?